12 sept. 2015

Will Whore For Food


The first time is not how I imagine it.

There are the manic butterflies, flitting around my insides. I wonder how we’ll engage: Will the conversation be easy? Will it be worth the one-hour drive from Washington, D.C., to Baltimore? Will we have anything to talk about besides the uncommonly warm November weather?

When I arrive, I realize that the restaurant I picked, Boccaccio, may not be right for the occasion. The upholstery on the wooden chairs is too picnic-like, too many green-and-white stripes in clean symmetry. The valences are more floral than I expected. Do I really want to eat rigatoni in vodka-cream sauce and grilled veal chops, knowing tonight’s endgame? 

-Lucky Peach